A Voyage in the East

The other night a bunch of us went out for Sichuan food. Sichuan food is spicier and has more diversity than food in Beijing. We let James do the ordering. One of the dishes looked a lot like chicken. I dove in. I decided that it didn't taste quite like chicken so I decided to ask the server what it was. The response: frog. I laughed but continued to eat the meal. We should eat frog in North America. The second dish just looked wrong. We were immediately turned off when we noticed the holes where the eyes were and the teeth. I looked at it for a minute and decided that it would just be wrong for me to eat it. I ordered some more rice.